It passes right under my nose… So fast, I could hardely see it.
He’s on the wall now… no, on the ceiling… no, on the couch… Oh my God…. He’s on my tail…
I rush to cover, under the table.
It’s pointless to chaise him… Trust me, I’ve tried.
Every time I catch him he wanishes from my paws.
I hate that little red dot !!!
Meow meow meow. Meow meow, Meow, meow MEOW! Meow meow meow, meow meow Meow meow meow.
“Meow, meow meow?” meow meow…
Meow meow: “Meow meow meow !!”
Meow meow, Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. MEOW…
One day my owners came from a shopping trip an bought me a gift: a cat house with a roof and a hole.
It was expected of me to jump from excitement, and be thankful for that little black box.
I was not interested… obviously. It was hidious.
Now it’s outside and serves like a guest house for my outdoor buddies.
I’m such a good friend. 😀
It comes two times a month, unpredictable and unexpected.
One of them crawls behind my back and grabs me, the other guides us to the room. The horrible sound of the shower brakes the silence.
I try with all my strength to pull myself out, but they pull me back in.
Suddenly…. I’m wet.
They shampoo me viciously, like an animal, then wash me up again.
Then they say: “Now your nice and clean.”… and leave.
Horrible experience… 2/10⭐ 👎
They say: “It’s hard to keep a house clean when you have a cat.”
I’m not clean !?
How dare they !!
I lick my self at least five times a day.
How many times a day do they shower, hmmm ??
Oh!! Frash sand…. Let’s change that… !!!
I don’t like guests in my home; I can barely stand my owners let alone strangers.
They always try to hold me, and pet me… I’m not a dog, you irritating human !
Sometimes they try to bribe me with treats; Now that’s a way to a cats heart. I like those kind of humans… For a short while…
Notice me owner !
What else do I need to do…
I purred, meowed, rubed my tail against your leg…
Notice me !
Do I need to resort to desperate messures… sit in your lap and cuddle… Disgusting.
Notice me !
My food is a little bit dry, and needs changing… fast !!!!