Red dot

Whoosh!!!
It passes right under my nose… So fast, I could hardely see it.
He’s on the wall now… no, on the ceiling… no, on the couch… Oh my God…. He’s on my tail…
I rush to cover, under the table.
It’s pointless to chaise him… Trust me, I’ve tried.
Every time I catch him he wanishes from my paws.
I hate that little red dot !!!

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Meow

Meow meow meow. Meow meow, Meow, meow MEOW! Meow meow meow, meow meow Meow meow meow.

Meow :

“Meow, meow meow?” meow meow…

Meow meow: “Meow meow meow !!”

Meow meow, Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow. MEOW…

Little black box

One day my owners came from a shopping trip an bought me a gift: a cat house with a roof and a hole.

It was expected of me to jump from excitement, and be thankful for that little black box.

I was not interested… obviously. It was hidious.
Now it’s outside and serves like a guest house for my outdoor buddies.

I’m such a good friend. 😀

Suddenly wet

It comes two times a month, unpredictable and unexpected.

One of them crawls behind my back and grabs me, the other guides us to the room. The horrible sound of the shower brakes the silence.
I try with all my strength to pull myself out, but they pull me back in.

Suddenly…. I’m wet.
They shampoo me viciously, like an animal, then wash me up again.
Then they say: “Now your nice and clean.”… and leave.

Horrible experience… 2/10⭐ 👎

Clean no more

They say: “It’s hard to keep a house clean when you have a cat.”
I’m not clean !?
How dare they !!
I lick my self at least five times a day.
How many times a day do they shower, hmmm ??

Oh!! Frash sand…. Let’s change that… !!!